Dear Dad...

I hope you don't read this. I'm as emotionally stunted as you are. We won't talk about this.

I just wanted to say thanks really. 
For making me as cold as possible. In a good way.

For the business headed, photo taking genes. 

For the money. You'll get it back this year I promise.

For tickling me on the floor so hard when I was younger that I can't be tickled now. Result.

For the sharp jaw line and slim genes. 

For the dark hair that makes having my eyebrows mostly a God send.

For not moaning when I dropped out of uni. 

Thanks for being as sarcastic as possible every time I see you. Thats a lie. Jokes old now xxx

Just thanks. And happy Father's day.